VGAS: WE'RE BACK!
Impact (Staring at VGAS): Uhh, do you 'ave a loose screw VGAS, cause there's no one there.
VGAS (Twisting his head back by 180 degrees): What did you say to me horse-f***er!? WHAT DID YOU F***ING SAY!?
>VGAS draws a crowbar and bashes the side of his head, breaking a piece of his skull<
VGAS: Never. question. me again- he's fallen unconscious hasn't he?
Fell!C. Gothic: Pardon my profanity my lord, but no s*** Sherlock!
VGAS: Profanity forgiven. Sans.T, pass me the adrenaline.
>Fell!Sans.T passes VGAS a syringe full of adrenaline. VGAS places the needle in the crack in Impact's head and empties the vial in his head. Nothing happened<
VGAS: ...Sans.T, can you check Impact's vital state?
Fell!Sans.T: His hearts stopped and his brain isn't functioning, he's clinically dead.
VGAS: ...S***! Welp, this is what the device is for... C, Sans.T, grab his corpse and put him in the machine!
>Fell C. Gothic and Sans.T grab the corpse of Impact and put his corpse in a machine that looks like a mix of a tanning booth and a stereotypical cloning pod. VGAS then gets C. Gothic to extract some bone marrow from his skull and put it in a small hatch in the machine<
VGAS: PULL THE SWITCH, FLAMER!
Fell!TNF: Yes master...>Fell!TNF pulls the switch and the machine glows a bright light, causing an explosion. Everyone wakes up in front of a gold coated mansion. TNF sees Impact, with his skull intact as well as a Fell version of Impact<
Fell!TNF: Uhh, VGAS? The machine made two of them.
The Impacts (Getting up): Uhh... my head hurts...
>The Impacts stare at each other<
The Impacts (Talking to each other): HOLY S***! YOU'RE ME, YOU CAN'T BE... HOW MUCH WOOD CAN A WOOD CHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD! PETER PIPER PICKED A PECK OF PICKLED PEPPERS! SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS BY THE... K-MART! Dammit!
VGAS: Can you to a**holes SHUT THE F*** UP-
???: Hey a**holes, can you get the f*** away from my mansion.
VGAS (Looking behind him): Oh hi Mel Gibso- MEL GIBSON!?>The crew turn around to see a naked version of South Park's interpretation of Mel Gibson standing behind them<
Fell!TNF: Jesus Christ, it's South Park's Mel Gibson! Put on some pants for f*** sakes!
Mel Gibson: How about you suck my d***!
Impact: jeez Mr. Gibson, mind yer language, this is a family show.
>Everyone just stares at Impact, and then started laughing madly<
Fell!TNF: HAHAHAHAHA! T-that's the funniest thing I've ever heard!
Mel Gibson: Yup, now it's time for me to say hello to my brother.
VGAS: And who might that be?
Mel Gibson: A less pimped out version of YOU!
>Mel Gibson points at VGAS<
Mel Gibson: Well I'm of to go through this convenient time vortex and kill that bum for making me direct 'Passion of the Christ" and then sealing me away in a replica of the Playboy Mansion, CYA!
>Mel Gibson goes through the portal, but not before flipping of the crew<
VGAS: ...Mel Gibson is the boring CNAS' brother!?
Impact: Well, apparently he is!