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>Continued from last time<

CNAS: Y-y-you're human?

The Doctor: Well, yes.

>Throws his cleaver at TNR. He dodges, but The Doctor runs light speed, grabs his cleaver and slices TNR's skull. A small crack appears on his face<

TNR: C-C-CRAP, WE'RE F-F-F***ED, CNAS!

CNAS: Maybe w-we can get help.

>The Doctor rushes towards CNAS<

The Doctor: Who exactly will help? No one is here, thankfully. Even if they were here, they'd know I could easily kill them, judging by the plentiful amount of corpses here.

CNAS: F-f-first of all, I know some people with the balls t-t-to kick you're ass. S-second of all... >Points at a crack in the wall< T-there's someone watching this, RIGHT S.T?

S.T (Through the wall): ...Thanks for dragging me into this asshole!

>S.T walks into the room through the hole CNAS and Co made.<

S.T: Well, there's no use complaining on pointless s***. Hey. I'm S.T.

The Doctor: Hello S.T, i'm the Doctor.

S.T: Yeah, I know, I saw that reveal. I also saw you knock out everyone, you s***.

The Doctor: Knocked them out?

>TNR rushes at The Doctor, bashing his head at a painful looking angle. His neck snaps and he collapses<

S.T: That was anti-climactic. Guess I don't need to be here, see ya's later.

CNAS: S-see ya. Oh by the way, can you take these guys back to The Picasso Pad? If you can, can you also get Ink and help patch each person up?

S.T: Alright.

>S.T uses a touch screen to create a portal to the Picasso Pad and drags each knocked out person out of the factory and then leaves the location, closing the portal<

TNR: WELL, ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS-

>The Doctor gets back up, a cold looks in his eyes<

TNR: -WELL...

The Doctor: Ouch! I'm sorry, but that was really rude. Granted that may be hypocritical judging MY actions, but I don't just soullessly snap peoples neck like that. Now, why did that S.T fellow say that I knocked those fellows instead of killed those fellows.

CNAS: MONSTERS FADE TO DUST WHEN THEY'RE KILLED!

TNR: CNAS!

CNAS: I break down when nervous, never ask me questions when nervous.

TNR: WOW, Y-Y-YOU'RE HOPELESS CNAS, ABSOLUTELY HOPELESS.

CNAS: I know. Hey Doc, why'dya wanna kill monsters, we're awesome. we're kind, creative and we make really dank memes!

The Doctor: The dankest of memes can't match the pain the monsters have caused us humans. They have murdered many people, causing emotional turmoil for everyone, including me. I fell down the underground 15 years ago. I was scared, nervous and ignorant, I trusted people, even if they wanted to hurt me. I met a small little flower, who told me that he could show me how things worked in the underground, before attacking me, ripping parts of my flesh off of my body. I was scared and ran away, but I was full with hate, knowing that the monsters are just as cruel as what is said. Over the years, I harnessed my hate and used it to enhance my speed, strength and my mind, giving me super human capabilities. I found a group of dogs called the Doges, who wanted more power, so we teamed u to take over the underground. We built The Meat Factory to serve as a prison and to cook food to keep us sustained. We also started testing with SOUL modification, trying to strengthen them so we could break the barrier. Once we break the barrier, the Doges will run free and take power, at least that's what I told them. I will also destroy them, to rid the world of the monsters once and for all.

CNAS: The monsters aren't bad, they really just want to live in peace with the surface, we don't like violence, we just want friends!

The Doctor: Tell that to that psychotic flower!

>The Doctor lunges towards CNAS. CNAS flails his paint brush around, coating The Doctor's face in ink<

The Doctor (Covered in ink): Mph, MMPH, MPHHH!

>The Doctor's body starts leaking pure hatred, which causes him to shrivel up and collapse dead<

CNAS: Oh my god, I'm a killer. NOOOO!

TNR: JEEZ, THAT'S EVEN MORE ANTICLIMACTIC!

CNAS: Come on, let's free everyone and destroy this factory.

TNR: SURE, BUT HOW CAN WE DO ALL THAT IN A SHORT 'MOUNT OF TIME?

CNAS: Spray-paint made of midichlorians.

TNR: WHAT?

CNAS' right eye: Mesa Jar-Jar Binks!

>CNAS places his spray can on the floor. He drops a 5x5x5 cm glob of ink on the tip of the can, causing a massive cloud of spray paint to eat up the factory and recreate the original structure of the underground. Once the cloud finished reconstructing the underground, CNAS picks up his spray can and draws a portal to The Picasso Pad<

CNAS: Welp, all's well that ends well. Letsa go!

Aftermath:

Me: Wow, that was very anticlimactic and boring! You sure you want to end chapter one of CNAS-Tale like that?

TUTF: It'll probably get better in chapter two.

CNAS: Sure will, this chapter was just to give everyone a taste of what's to come, now, imma play Under-CoD.

Consolas: Well one thing's for sure, people are gonna get mad most characters aren't gonna be fleshed out for a while. I'm going back to timeline 101, TNR, Impact you coming?

>Impact and TNR whisper to each other<

Impact: Nah, we're gonna stay and have awesome adventures.

Me: Don't worry, you'll still appear in later parts of the AU. We'll visit you sometimes, and if not, here's our contact.

>Passes Consolas a slip of paper. They wave by to Consolas and they all sink into the couch, waiting for chapter 2 to happen<

THE END

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