IRL TNF: Welp, it's finally here, chapter 2 of CNAS-Tale! Once again using fonts and progrressing the story. Enjoy!
Narrator: Welcome to the world of CNAS-Tale, an AU about memes, skeletons and the adventures of-
Narrator: CNAS and his friends TheNitroFlamer, TheUndertaleFan355, Century Gothic and Times New Roman rummaging through an abandoned research chamber within the 101st timeline of UNDERTALE.
CNAS: Welp, I am bored.
C. Gothic: Don't complain CNAS. Try to find some file on information on... something. TNF, what ARE we looking for?
TNF: Dunno, anything incriminating that we could use.
TUTF: Use for what? The way you said it sounds pretty worrying, I don't want to see you make some kinda super-weapon or anything.
TNF: Don't joke around TUTF, it's just something we could potentially use if this factory comes back.
>Through all the searching, TNR discovers a manila envelope labelled TOP SECRET. TNR takes the envelope and hides it in his trench coat<
TNF: Welp, anyone having luck.
C. Gothic: Sorry, got no luck.
TUTF: Apologies mate, I got nothing.
TNR: ERR, NO LUCK BOSS.
>5 Seconds of silence later<
TNF: CNAS, got anything?!
TUTF: Yeah, I think he passed out from boredom
>TUTF points to the sleeping body of CNAS. TNF kicks him in the head, waking him up<
TNF: CNAS, DID YOU FIND ANYTHING?!
CNAS: It's f***ing empty! I don't think we're getting anything so can we just go and get some quesadillas?
TNF: Ok, I guess you are right about this place being worthless. Well mates, let's get outta here-
>TNF stares at TNR's jacket, spotting some dark residue coming out of it. He shrugs it off with a vague feeling of dejavu and they all leave<
5 HOURS LATER
>At the Picasso Pad, while everyone was doing their own thing, TNR was reading out loud the contents of the file he discovered in secrecy<
TNR: ENTRY LOG 2- THROUGH OUR RESEARCH, WE DISCOVERED APPLYING DARK ESSENCE ON TO WEAPONRY (ANY TYPE) THE WEAPON WILL PROCEED TO INITIATE -PROTOCOLS 34_37- THE WEAPON WITH THEN PROCEED TO TRANSFER THE ESSENCE TO THE ENTITY WHICH COMES INTO CONTACT OF THE WEAPON, MERELY ENHANCING THEIR POWERS RATHER THAN POSSESSING THEM AS THE WEAPON WILL ONLY STORE A SMALL FRACTION OF DARK ESSENCE. THE HOST WILL NEVER BE AWARE OF THE ESSENCE BUT WILL BE ABLE TO BE CONTROLLED BY THE FIGURE KNOWN AS -SUBJECT 930- AFTER IT'S AWAKENING. IT'S CURRENT HOST IS KNOWN AS.. ERR, CRAP, THIS PART'S SMUDGED OUT. ANYWAYS, THE CURRENT HOST IS KNOWN AS UNKNOWN, WHO CURRENTLY RESIDES WITH THE SUBJECT KNOWN AS CRAZY NUDE ARTIST SANS AND POSSESSES A POWERFUL SOUL. AFTER INFECTING ALL TARGETS THE DARK ESSENCE WILL TURN THEM INTO MINDLESS ENERGY TANK FOR THE ESSENCE TO GROW. IF INFECTED WITH DARK ESSENCE, MONITOR YOUR FEEDING HABITS AS THEY WILL GROW TREMENDOUSLY IF YOUR INFECTED. HOLY, S***-
TNF (Bursting into the room): TIMES NEW ROMAN! GET OUTTA HERE NOW!
>TNR, TNF, CNAS and TUTF all walk into the Window Void to discuss TNR<
TNF: I remembered a dream I had where you stole a folder leaking dark energy, and guess who had energy emerging for his leatherette trench coat, oh yeah, YOU!
TUTF: Calm down Flamer, he was probably- TNR why are you staring at me?
>The gang all stare at TNR, who confesses of reading it<
TNR: I READ IT AND FROM WHAT I READ, I THINK TUTF IS CURRENTLY THE HOST OF DARK ESSENCE!>A shadowy figure appears out of nowhere. The figure emerges, revealing to be AskGus' OC Castellar<
Castellar: I guess you're off to another 'DARK' beginning!
CNAS: DAMNIT, YOU A**HOLE! WE MADE THAT PUN IN THE FIRST PART!
>Castellar shrugs and disappears<
>The gang all stare at where Castellar was, then turn there attention to TUTF<
TNR: WELL IGNORING THAT, I THINK YOU KNOW MORE THAN YOU'RE LETTING ON, TUTF
TUTF: Ok guys, there IS something about me that you might wanna know. I am the host of one of the most powerful beings ever to exist.
TNF: What are you talking about?
TUTF: Well, basically dark essence, along with it's positive form, are the building blocks of reality. They are also hiveminds that can spread through different people and can even control entire AUs. Dark essence was put in a deep slumber, which means that The Doctor tried and maybe even succeeded into reawakening it.
TNR: WELL JUDGING BY THIS, I THINK HE DID REAWAKEN THE DARK ESSENCE AND YOU ARE THE HOST!
TNF: We can't be certain TNR, just calm down. Now explain why you kept this from us.
CNAS: You don't have any explanation of stealing the file, do you? Well thanks Flamer, once again we have ages of our time wasted.
TNF: Of f***ing course you take this opportunity to turn this into a knife fight CNAS, this wasn't completely pointless because now we know that one of us are in possesion of dark matter!
CNAS: Well we don't know who is infected do we? It could be YOU for all we know!
TNF: F*** off, we know that my SOUL is to weak to handle something like dark essence!
CNAS: Oh just shut up you a**hole!
TNF: GO F*** YOURSELF-
>TNF stops talking, as his irises turn red and he starts laughing<
CNAS: Flamer, you ok? Or did you just completely go insane.
>Instead of responding, TNF draws his katana and proceeds to attack CNAS, who dodges his attack and knocks him on the floor. A large crack is heard as TNF's eyes return to normal and he starts screaming in pain<
TNF: AUUGHHHHH! A**HOLE! YOU BROKE MY F***ING ARM!
CNAS: But it wasn't-
TNF: I've had it with you, enjoy the rest of your life where you belong...
>TNF confiscates CNAS' art stuff, takes him to The Creative Realm and opens a door labelled MentalTale<
TNF: ...Rotting away in the UMH!
Narrator: And so CNAS was locked up into the UMH while TNF and the CNAS-Tale crew continued their adventures without them. Will CNAS escape, find out on the next exciting episode of CNAS-Tale!
TNR: WELL, GOOD THING ALL THAT S***S ALL OVER...
>TNR hangs up his trench coat then goes to the toilet. The coat then drips black goo, with pieces of The Doctor's mask in most drops. The goo leaks into a cabin under the Picasso Pad, and it starts forming a creature with a physical appearance similar to The Doctor<