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TNF just stood there, standing at the physical manifestation of his AU.

CNAS: I know watch'ya thinking, when did I get so sexy?! Cause I did this all myself!

TNF: I didn't even create your AU yet, how are you even here!?

CNAS: Because we need some lazy plot threads and this is what the real you thought would work the best, right TNF?

Actual TNF: Hey CNAS, no 4th wall jokes, this isn't Deadpool, this is an Undertale AU fan-fiction...

CNAS: Yeah, well since this is a fan-fic we can do whatever the f*** we want, now go finish writing this and question your silly life choices from trying to make a video game to drawing sprites and writing fan-fics about Undertale, actions which have got you mocked IRL a lot, now we need to go back to the plot.

TNF: Wha-

CNAS: I was talking to you.

TNF: Uhh, no you weren't, you were talking to... NO-ONE!

CNAS: It's a long story and honestly, we don't have the time to take, money to spend, ideas to waste and 4th walls to break explaining the lazy plot that a**hole is writing for free on zero budget and an entire hard-drive filled with ideas.

>CNAS somehow points to IRL TNF while CNAS-Tale TNF just sits in confusion<

TNF: Y-your crazy!

CNAS: Well, at least my personality matches what IRL-you and you-you write on THAT TXT document!

>CNAS points at the TXT document on TNF's computer<

TNF: Well that IS true...

CNAS: Now we got that clear, let's discuss this realm, or rather the lack of stuff IN this realm!

TNF: What...?

CNAS: Well...

>The song "Pure Imagination" from the movie "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory" starts playing in the background while CNAS takes TNF to the hallway between his computer room and his bedroom and starts painting over the walls, creating abstract art<

CNAS (Singing along to the song): Hold your breath. Make a wish, count to three...

Come with me, and you'll be, in a world, of pure imagination. take a look and you'll see, into your imagination.

We'll begin, with a spin, traveling in, the world of my creation. What we'll see, will defy, explanation.

If you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it. Anything you want to, do it, wanna change the world? There's nothing to it.

There is no, life I know, to compare, with pure imagination. Living there, you'll be free, if you truly wish to be.

If you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it. Anything you want to, do it, wanna change the world? There's nothing to it.

There is no, life I know, to compare, with pure imagination. Living there, you'll be free, if you truly wish to be.

The Picasso Pad
>CNAS finishes his drawing, revealing a corridor full of abstract artwork<

CNAS: Voila, this is the pure virtues of creation, abstraction and insanity made flesh. What do you think Flamer?

TNF: First of all, how the hell did you imitate Gene Wilder that good?!

CNAS: Well, it comes with natural progression. And the memes of our lord and savior Harambe, may him and Gene Wilder rest in peace...

TNF: Agreed. Second of all... H-how-

CNAS: Well, it all comes with imagination and creativity, the greatest things of all... Now watch'ya say we reveal me to the Underverse?

TNF: Sure...

>CNAS and TNF finish the notes of CNAS, upload the info to the wiki and get ready to make a speech<

TNF: We're recording in 3... 2... 1...

CNAS (Speaking German): Meine Kerl AUs,

Heute ist die Geburt des neuen Sans und die Morgendämmerung des neuen Herrschers des Undertale Multiversums.

Gemeinsam werden wir gegen die anderen Fandoms wie fünf Nächte bei Freddy's, Schaufelritter, Höhlengeschichte und sogar die heißen Schussaufruf der Pflichtfans aufstehen, und wir werden das Internet erobern und die perfekte Welt schaffen.

Heil Verrückter Nackter Künstler Sans.

>CNAS does a Hitler salute, while TNF stops recording<

TNF: OK, this is kinda racist...

CNAS: Yeah, your kinda right, let's just scrap this speech and just wait for people to see my wiki age cause internet controversy is very popular, and that's what we need, FAME!

TNF: Well, let's just wait and see...

>CNAS pulls up a lawn chair, grabs a Mountain Dew for himself and a coffee for TNF as they wait for people to view the page, which they inevitably do. The image of CNAS and TNF zooms out to me reading a story to the crew<

Me (Finishing the story): The end.

CNAS: Okay, that was the silliest story i've ever heard!

Me: Well it did happen since all that s*** was what happened to you and I.

CNAS: Okay, that's a pile of s***, I want tacos!

C. Gothic: Well I found it an interesting story.

Me: Why thank you C. Gothic. Now, I kinda wanna know what your story is.

C. Gothic: To be honest, so do I...

CNAS (Looking at C. Gothic): I've already read your mind C, now I know your story!

C. Gothic: Uhhh... How-

CNAS (Chuckling): Hehehe, well it's a long story about memory storage but the point is i've seen your mind, read your backstory, and we are gonna explore it next time on CNAS-Tale!

Me: Not this s*** again...

To Be Continued

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