* Oh, I'm so sorry!
* How clumsy of me...
* I've bumped into you I'm such a klutz.
* I was just here to find something to draw, and...
* Oh no, it's ok! It's OK!
* I'll give you a gift to make up for your troubles.
* Let me look in my vest!
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My name is Varik, I'm a bounty hunter
I'm just a normal guy, though, so no need to get asunder
I was sent on a mission to kill a monster that killed
someone's baby girlthe young girl's parents and she reported it
I thought that was it, but the plot was only beginning to unfurl
Down in the sewers, I fought my way through hippies and vermin
But on the hell end of the sewers, much nastier things were lurkin'
Exiting the sewers, I found myself in a desolate haunted wasteland
There were flesh-eating undead monsters and zombie Starmen with many a hand
There were also some weak, exhausted and desperate human survivors who really didn't want to fight me
But they had edible "last rations" which can be looted off a dead body
I reached an old laboratory, and to…
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