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Okay, so I was dared in a game of truth or dare in the chat to do this. So... enjoy.

Midnight: Are you, uh, a real villain?

Clover: Well, technically, eh, nah.

Midnight: Have you ever caught a good guy, uh, like a real superhero?

Anemone: Nah.

Midnight: Have you ever, tried a disguise?

Siren: NAH, NAH.

Midnight: Alright! I can see, that I will have to teach you, how to be, VILLIANS!

  • a trumpet plays*

Everyone: HEY!

  • more music*

Everyone: WE ARE NUMBER ONE!

  • more music cause why not* 

Everyone: HEY!

  • WHY MORE FRIGGIN MUSIC* 

Everyone: WE ARE NUMBER ONE!

Midnight: Now listen closely! 

Here's a little lesson in trickery,

This is going down in history!

If you wanna be a villain, NUMBER ONE!

You have to chase a superhero on the run!

  • Ink!Sans passes by their house for some reason*

Midnight: Go, go! *they all follow Ink*

Just follow my moves, and sneak around, be careful not to make a sound! 

Shh!

  • Siren trips on UnderSwap and lands with a THUD!*

Midnight: No, be careful!

  • Ink somehow still doesn't notice them but gets away*

Midnight: *face palm*

  • music*

Everyone: WE ARE NUMBER ONE!

  • music*

Everyone: HEY!

Everyone: WE ARE NUMBER ONE! WE ARE NUMBER ONE!

Midnight: *holds up a large fishing net* Now look at this net, that I just found!

((In the ocean..))

  • hands it to Oliver*

When I say go, get ready to throw! 

  • Ink approaches them*

GO!

  • Oliver tosses it into her*

ON HIM, NOT ME OLI!

  • Ink walks by, giving them a confused look*

Ugh, let's try something else.

5 seconds later because why not..

Midnight: Now watch and learn, here's the deal,

He'll slip up on this banana peel!

  • laughs*
  • Clover saw a coin near the banana peel and when he tried to pick it up, he slipped on it*

Midnight: What are you doing?!?! 

They all start to scat to the beat of the song as they continue down my very cliche villain things to try and capture Ink, all of which fail miserably.

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba  ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba

Midnight: We are Number One!

Hey!

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba  ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba

We are Number One!

Hey!

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba  ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba

We are Number One!

Hey!

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba  ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba

We are Number One,

Hey

HEY!

They then a fall to the ground, exhausted.

Anemone: I say we go back to being good.

Everyone else: Agreed.

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