Bone grabs a sign saying <hey Showcard>
Showcard: * looks at Bone * Whad ya want, sexy?
bone flips the sign <wanna do a video with me> bone grabs a camera out of her pocket
Showcard: * smokes * Sure, I 'ave nothin' else to do
Bone and showcard walk into the kitchen bone places the camera on the counter
Showcard: * checks his pocket-watch * Um... so yeah, what we gon' do?
Bone writes on the sign <COOKING>
Showcard: * smokes and looks annoyed * YOU SENT ME 'ERE FOR F---ING COOKIN'!?
Bone flips the sign <if we record it and put it on the undernet we could get money>
Showcard: * sighs very loudly * Whatever, so, what we makin'?
Bone shout: CAKE
Bone and showcard hear internal screaming
Showcard: Well, okie-dokie, we're doin' chocola' or vanil- the frick is that?
Ethans bone hand rolls near the door
Ethan: WHY GOOD RIGHT ARM
Showcard: * looks shocked * Um... Ethan, what ya doin? And.. why ya 'ere?
Ethan starts sobbing: its gone
Ethan: uuh i live here
Showcard: Oh! I 'member... * he sighs * Welp, what 'appened?
Acid sans 2 wraps his tentacles onto Ethan right arm
*the arm the
Acid sans 2 wraps his tentacles onto Ethan right arm
*the arm arm the ingrates into flares leaving a exposed arm then Ethan punches Acid sans 2 into flares
Showcard: Now, me old mind 'members some'in
9:34 AskCastellar Showcard: But, in all seriousness * he puts on his top-hat once adjusting his red-blazer-like dressing-gown *, it's 4:40 AM
Showcard: * cracks seven eggs madly * F---ING EGGS!
Bone flips sign < alright we can cook cake later i will get that scientist he gave me his number>
Showcard: lemme guess, it's on the back of ya sign?
Bone flips the sign <no see>
Showcard: * sighs * Damnit
bone calls the scientist
Showcard: * goes back to smoking and sitting on the sofa *
bone: remember me if you don't can you go to AU 4-555 someone lost their arm
Royaltytale!Sans: I do remember you i will bring a robot arm with your gift
bone hangs up
Showcard: So... 'ow'd it go?
Bone nods head and writes on sign <he will bring it in the gift>
11 hours pass</p>
Bone writes on a sign <wanna bake the cake now>
Showcard: * looks at Bone and smirks * Sure thing, beauty!
Bone and Showcard walk into the the kitchen
Bone turns on the camera
Showcard: * gets a chicken gun and launches several eggs in the mixing bowl * GET IN THERE, F---ING F---ERS!
bone puts some wheat in
Bone: now MALK
Showcard: * gets a chicken gun and launches several eggs in the mixing bowl * GET IN THERE, F---ING F---ERS! Showcard: * gets a large cow and fires milk from the mouth and udder * Showcard: HAHAHAHAHA! COME ON, F---! GET IN THERE!
Showcard and bone wait for the cake to bake and turn on the TV
Showcard: Heya, Ethan!
Ethan: hey my arm still hurts
they turn on the TV
MTT: welcome to monster got talent
MTT: here is our judges
MTT: anddddd! jerry
Showcard: the.. F---! CALISTO SHOULD'VE BEEN 'ERE!
smoke alarm goes off
Jerry|: the wifi sucks here
Showcard: Hey! Bone! You told me the smoke alarms where all off 'ere, so I was aloud to smoke!
Ethan: its not your cigarette Ethan: ITS A FIRE! Showcard: * jokingly puts on a teacher's outfit * EVERYONE LEAVE THE CLASS IN A CALM AND NORMAL MANNER
Showcard: I'm joking, run the f--- outta here.
Ethan: hold on Ethan walks to the fire Ethan: Bad fire Bad!
Showcard: * keeps his hat steady by putting his hand on it and... is apparently interrupted * Oi! Ethan, what ya doin!?
Showcard: * looks at Ethan and back at the house * How that house is not burnt down after that accident? It f---ing beats me.
Ethan: this is a steady hou oh no
the house collapses
DOCTOR WHY! COMES IN
doctor!WHY: my wand is magical i will fix your house
Showcard: Where we goin' now, Eth- oh... are you the rip-off of Doctor Who?
doctor WHY fixes the house and leaves
Showcard: The... Wh-... Why?
Ethan: hey at least our house is fixed
bone writes on sign < lets upload our video showcard>
Showcard: * coughs * Well, okay then, it's an idea, watching our house get exploded once cooking, we'll be f---ing RICH!
bone grabs the camera and goes to computer
bone flips sign < this is undertube were people watch videos>
Showcard: * adjusts his fedora * Well, I ain't becomin' MORE famous on that thin'!
bone uploads the video
COOKING CAKE (GONE WRONG) (HOUSE CAUGHT FIRE!)
Showcard: * reads other videos * Hold on! Multiverse destroyed by Killer Sans, MUST WATCH!? * sighs * Who uploads that crap?
Ethan: clickbait sans
Showcard: * looks at Ethan * We'll 'ave to meet up with the chump some day Bone: lets sleep and wait for the views to sky rocket up
over night: *views 22,465,772
Showcard: * wakes up and makes himself a cup of beer * Oh god, f---ing beer in the morning is always good
someone knocks at the front door
Showcard: I'll get that!
Kirsten: hello showcard
Showcard: * looks at Kristen * 'Old up, you Gus or a different Kristen?
Kristen: Gus *mumbles
Showcard: * smiles * Gus! Good pal! * gives him a hug * Great to see ya! * unhugs and sips his cup of beer * Anyway, why ya 'ear?
Kristen: well i want to know how you done your special effects for your video
Showcard: Special affects? Everythin' there was REAL!
Kristen: how is your house still standing up?
Showcard: * hesitates * Um... long story, ya see, A guy called Dr. Why came and used his magic wand to fix the house a put it back together
Kristen: you know that person is a naked homeless guy who escaped mentaltale
Showcard: * has a confused look on his face * Um... * coughs, his voice is still croaky * see ya, Kristen... * shuts the door * BONE! * he runs over to Bone and shakes her * WAKE UP!
Kristen: were the f-ck is my glasses
Showcard: * throws a pair of glasses at Kristen * There there.
Showcard: NOW, BONE! * shakes her super hard * WAKE UP!
Showcard: * sighs * Whatever....
Showcard: So... * looks at Kristen * Gus, he escaped Mentaltale... is a naked homeless guy... and Doctor Why 'fixed' our house...
Showcard: * scratches his head * God, I've drank too much...
Kristen: uuuh i said doctor why was a wizard witch drinks lots and does do questionable things
Showcard: * shakes his head * Oh!
Kristen shows him the video they posted "you got 22 million views on your video"
Kristen: and i was really here to give you the money
Showcard: * throws a bottle of Tequila at Kristen * CHEERS! 'OW MUCH?
Showcard: Ah! Five pounds!
Showcard: I'll be getting wasted today!
Showcard: * salutes Kristen and closes the door *