>The scene starts in the Tiki Hut of Solitude<
Castellar: No care 'bout the bling bling bro, there ain't nothing to do, oh man, soon it's over and you'll sing the walkin' blues oh bo-
Showcard: i'll 'ave you sing the walkin' blues when you're ------- dead!
Carrot: he has no soul, Showcard, there's no point crappin' on his fun
Showcard: welp, * decapitates Castellar's leg * atleast, I can do that, 'ey?
Castellar: sometimes, i'd like to s--- on ya parade too, bud!
Showcard: meh, i'm bored... but, today's been great!
Carrot: and why is that exactly?
Showcard: I haven't seen any over-powered characters all day!
Castellar: um, hello? We both have no soul? We might be a tad over-powered? Act like you care about my existence?
Carrot: and... what if he said no
Castellar: no? * pulls out a knife and turns on Pop Goes the Weasel * he wouldn't exist * begins to slow the music down *
Showcard: Carrot... Carrot, pal, run!
>Soon, Showcard and Carrot go to a random timeline that Castellar doesn't know about<
Castellar: s---, now I have to get off my lazy ass and do something to get Showcard 'n' Carrot back in that party of a house.
UTAUWiki and AU Characters: 'ey! Party!
Castellar: god, get out of my god damn house * cleans the bed a little ( lenny face ) *
>The UTAUWiki and Characters leave once Castellar goes down to the room of 9999 convenient timelines<
Castellar: righty, let's * Castellar gets sucked through a small hole in the ground * S---!
???:I heard ~...
Castellar: that I like gettin' drunk?
US!Muffet: THAT'S THE IDEA!
Castellar: well then, count me in, bub!
>two hours later, Castellar is vomiting due to time travel sickness<
Castellar: god, I think... I broke... my mouth?
???: then don't get cocky, mate!
Castellar: alright, alright, can I ask who the hell are ya?
Goudy Stout: I'm ya western pal, Stout!
Castellar: wait, s---, you are?
Goudy Stout: heh, * squeezes Castellar's slushie until it goes into the crack of his eye * yes... I am!
Castellar: huh, cool crap curry coated crembrulet! Say, could ya help me out? Me friends, Showcard 'n' Carrot, went to some random timeline that I 'ave no hidea 'bout, could ya... 'elp me find 'em?
Goudy Stout: sure thin', pal, sure thin'