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And now, we begin our next part of Overthought Drama
CHAPTER 2: JUST MY LUCK PART 2. DOUBLE DATE.
There I was, sprinting like my life depended on it to the pub somewhere in the school and the somewhere is the only problem. Where was I? How did I get here? Where do I go now? But all these questions didn't matter, the only one that did was: what happens if he's not there? That was the only little thing on my mind, I would ignore the other questions, that one questions of: what if he thinks I'm not going to come? Was the only thing rushing through my mind; it was rushing quicker than I was sprinting! But... I noticed a figure in the distance, I recognized her voice, her posture everything about her; I breathed a sigh of relief when I soon realized it wasn't Secesja. No no, it was somebody FAR more worse than her, someone that would give me a run for my money if I didn't tell her what I was doing: Mrs. Constantia, the head teacher. She had her attention focused on an old rusty clip-board with files and sheets of paper attached to them; this was my chance to hide! As quick as a flash, I hid behind one of large plants between one gap of the hallway and, with my heart in my throat, I breathed a large sigh of relief. She was still patrolling the halls when she passed the unnaturally large potted-plant, so I had to keep as quiet as... air on a sunny day? ( please, excuse me ). It didn't help, however, that the large corridor had acoustics the size of elephants, so, it makes perfect sense to keep quiet as summer air.
Soon, as she left to go down the other side of the hall, I snickered in pure relief and tip-toed out of the open space. But, what I didn't expect was her hearing to be so fine and amazing, so much in fact, that she could hear me ( excuse me, let's rephrase that... SENSE me ) creeping down the hallway. With a loud thump, she stamped her foot down where she would pivit to me; slightly stylish for her age too. Then, she pointed her finger at me, gestured me to come to her and pointed down where she wanted me to stand: she was pissed off!
Mrs. Constantia: Um, child!? What are you doing?!
The woman's voice was rich and deep, kind of like a boozy cake, I couldn't help notice how Irish she was, it almost seemed more relaxing than terrifying if I were to be honest with you. If I told her that I was sneaking out of class to go on a date, it would no go down with 'well, if it's love' and she does a thumbs-up sign, no no. It'd be more like... expelled! And if I got expelled, I would never forgive myself, the simple karma would just keep back-firing and back-firing and back-firing, I'd practically be on the streets! "Um... I was just going to the laboratory when I realised I was lost and couldn't find my way there." Was my answer to this unfortunate solution. I waited for her response, with her beedy 'eyes'- I use eyes discretely because she had a monical that was so bright, it could blind somebody - and, to my suprise, she cheerfully cracked a smile ( and quite literally too, I could hear her bones cracking ) and responded with something I didn't expect!
Mrs. Constantia: Well, child, I'm sorry for disturbing you! Come on, follow me and I'll lead you right to there, young one!
With that, I managed to pull an awkward grin on my face and would follow her lead to the place where I didn't want to go. I had to contact Showcard somehow, but there was nothing around or anything I had in my pocket, the only thing there was a cigarette and if the teacher caught the smoking, I'd be expelled in no time. Soon, we arrived at the bathroom, quicker than I thought we would be, the teacher pushed me in and closed the door and there, I was alone. The bathroom was ominous, creepy and very very eerie: There was red paint ( or at least, I hope it was paint ) on the walls that either read:
- 666
- TRUST NO ONE!
- HE WILL COME, HE'S ALWAYS WATCHING, HE'S ALWAYS LISTENING!
- I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN!
All of these things were extremely stupid and were probably all written by Showcard, or that's why imagine, so, naturally, I looked around for clues or a key to open a window. I found nothing. There was one issue which might be the reason I couldn't find anything: I was tired, god and hell combined, I was tired. So, naturally, I went over to the tap and splashed my skull with water, but, to my cliche and convenience, a key somehow dropped out from the tap; is the janitor really that stupid? I gazed at a nearby window and immediately ran to try to open it, I would do anything to get it unlocked in time, I'd climb mountains, which I did if mountains where small gaps in bricks. Very soon, I heard a metal head whirl around to me, it look completely emotionless and soulless too for the matter, but I recognised the skeletons' friendly face, I thought I had seen him before... he was Computerfont.
Computerfont: W H A T A R E Y O U D O I N G , R O S A R T ?
I looked at him in a very strange way, especially since there was a computer on a desk that rolled wherever he went. Not only this, but I was confused how he could urinate, let alone get around places with a computer on a desk following him like a mother to her new-born. "Well, I was going to escape so I could go meet Showcard for a date.". Ah god, why did I say that? He is a god-damn computer, he's obviously going to be all goodie-two-shoes, he's probably programmed that way!
Computerfont: I A P O L O G I S E F O R M Y I N C O N V E N I E N C E B U T T H A T I S A G A I N S T T H E R U L E S .
I sighed and did the biggest eye roll the world has ever seen, I could practically see the inside of my head when I got 1/4 of the way through it. I looked at him with a slight smirk on my face but at the same time in major disbelief, I had a plan that would be a pain if it worked: I would make some sassy joke with would make him 'laugh so hard' despite him not feeling any emotions that he would blow a fuse. I mumbled above my breath "Wayta go, Rule Police..." and looked at him with closed eyes. "So, why do you care about what I was doing, CF?" But, before I could say anything else he had a strange response that consisted with almost a sarcastic sounding laugh.
Computerfont: H A H A H A !
With that, he blew a large fuse that would cause a fire to spread, but, I didn't exactly care, the bathroom would need to be referbished anyway. Ingoring what I had experienced, I unlocked the window and rushed down to the pub, with my map still in my pocket. Once running, I took the map out of my blazer-pocket and unfolded it, hunting down for the pub, I managed to find it only because how small the writing was on the pub especially. So, there I was, a date with the skeleton who asked me out after saying two sentences, a skeleton who likes to flirt with every girl he met, a skeleton who seduces people no matter what creature they are. I stepped in, my heart was pounding in my chest, I was so scared I would make the wrong impression. When I saw the skeleton sitting in the several booths there, I had a kawaii sparkle in my eyes and rushed over to the seat.
Showcard: Ahoy, matey! 'Ow ya doin? Now, 'efore 'e start, I 'ave to 'ell ya this is TOP SECRE'!
[TOP SECRET]: You called?
I had only realised how humorous it was the [TOP SECRET] was the name of the bar and bar tender, it made it seem like we weren't aloud to say his name until I remembered the font. I looked at the two confused as they through hard bricks at eachother from rage, very bizarre and violent but hilarious at the same time. "Um, [TOP SECRET], could you let me and Showcard get along with our date, please?" And with that, he stopped to continue polishing his mugs ( sounds wrong... ). I looked at Showcard with a gleeful smile, he just smirked, smoked and sinned, the three S's if you would.
Showcard: So... 'ow are ya? What've ya been doin' with me 'ousin, 'ey?
Cousin!? How did he know that Calibri and Oliver where my roomates, let alone my friends! I realised that if I were to marry this guy, Calibri and Oliver would be my cousins-in-law! A wierd chill rolled down my spine as I imagined walking down the isle after kissing him and soon... inhereting there accents! I refused to think it, it couldn't be real, I just had to keep calm and stay positive, persides, what's the worst that could happen? "Well, um... your cousins are extremely nice people... but.. why doesn't Oliver have your accent yet Calibri does?". After I asked this, his face darkened, including his eyes that were already like a dark-as-midnight sky!
Showcard: W-W-Well, u-um... timeline m-mix-up really... u-u-uh... [TOP SECRET] G-GET ME T-T-T-TWO T-TEQUILAS T-TO GO!
I was extremely confused after he said all this, he seemed to be shaking with sweat somehow dripping from his skull, I still don't get skeletons in this multiverse. I just waited once more for my beer once trying to calm him down, I put my hand on his and leaned very close, almost like we were leaning in to kiss. I could sense he was desperate to because he was leaning even closer and before you know it, our he touched his lips against mine and it was my first proper kiss; I had a wierd hunch [TOP SECRET] was watching because I could hear him once cleaning the mugs saying 'god, get a room or something...' under his breath, so we broke ways. ( Yeah, don't be wierded out audience! ).
Showcard: Um... 'ell... you're... amazin'! 'Ow did you do that!? 'Ow can ya do that! Not even I 'ave enough courage to do that!
With that, I fell speechless, I couldn't get a single word to come out of my mouth, so with that, I rushed out of the pub shocked out of my mind with what I did. I was suprised about what I had just partaked in but I didn't exactly care! I was happy he liked me! I held my hat close to my head and rushed with my purse hanging just about over my shoulder back to my dorm, I was suprised that I was running in the dead of night, it felt so short yet it was already 22:30! I ran inside and unlocked the door to room 472, there I saw Calibri sleeping with a cover over her, she still had her unzipped black denim hoodie on with her scarf, which seemed confusing, but I didn't question it. Soon, I turned on the lights, Calibri and Oliver woke up very slowly and I beamed a nice grin at them.
Oliver: oh, heya rosart * he stretched his arms *, good to see ya, now girls, i'm back off to sleep, see ya.
So, with that, he just when back to his humble sleeping, it was weird how almost everything he does is go to sleep, but, I get it, he's probably a stressed guy. Calibri looked at me with a pleased look of 'how did it go?' or as she would put it 'ow did i' go?' and I responded hopefully correctly. "Well... it's a long story but in the end, we kissed.". She seemed speechless, too speechless infact, it practically scared me, her face turned into a "WTF?" look, almost of surprise or disgust. Eventually, she looked at me and grinned, she cocked her head and winked, I think she enjoyed the idea of being cousin-in-law if I married him, she signaled me to go to bed and get a rest and, to be fair, I'd continue with her 'advice' so I got some sleep and was excited for what the next day would hold.
Soon, I woke up. My head was absolutely dizzying me, I could barely stand up feeling like I would throw up every time I took a step, what was I in, a hangover? Whatever it was, it was painful and I had to regenerate my dignity and if I was following my worlds' strange nature, I needed some coffee. However, the only problem was, I saw a figure standing there, he was in a blue turtleneck and baggy trousers along with some slippers: it was Oliver! From a wide distance, I waved my hands, it was from a simple small wave to rapidly frailing my arms in the air and, at last, he noticed me. "Heya, Oliver! How are you?! And... aren't you tired?". I eventually spued this after my mouth, especially considering how Oliver mostly sleeps, due to this, I was in strange but major shock. He turned around with a cup of coffee in a white mug that read "I'M STILL TIRED..." which, is probably accurate to him.
Oliver: good morning, rosy. * he cocks his head * why you up so early?
I was up EARLY!? I hadn't a clue that I was up 'so early', I thought it'd be 7:00 and I had one hour to get ready, it never occured to me that I was up 'early'! I walked closer to the coffee maker, sweat began dripping from my forehead due to heat... which was slightly insane for my liking. "Uh, I was just going to grab a cup of coffee because I had a hangover... but now I'm okay...". This was my answer that slipped out of my mouth when I spoke, but, he looked at me liked he understood and continued filling up.
Oliver: welp, that's cool. say, i heard that the best time to head down school is early in the morning, it's a thrill hence you here clunks and creaks, but the scenery is cool.
I smirked and then smiled, it was intruiging to think that early in the morning... at 4:32 AM... it was the best time of day to go down the school halls. It would be fun, not only having to be hiding from the teacher again, but exploring the depths of the school! Indeed, I thought it was exceedingly exciting. "Huh... cool, I guess?". God, I was an idiot to say this because, I loved the idea, why did I make this a Q & A!?
Oliver: welp, seems cool. you should get goin' before the time runs out. ya might as well get there now.
So with that, I would be off, into the hallways finding and doing... whatever there was to do. I gave a thumbs up sign to Oliver and walked out the room, the entire time we were talking, I didn't even realize Calibri was sleeping in. But, I didn't really care, she was lazy, it was like her and I love her that way. Very soon, I was in the hallway of the dormitories, I noticed nothing except the eerie atmosphere of nobody being there. However, I had a hunch Showcard was in the hall, I could smell cigarette smoke and a bottle of alcohol, so, naturally, I continued walking to where I could smell it.
However, the odd thing was, it wasn't Showcard... it was his little friend: Castellar! I walked over to him looking at the things he was doing, which consisted of smoking, drinking a slushie and reading a Family Guy magazine. I could imagine he was into Family Guy, along with Showcard, they're humor ranges from an 18+ schedule and is quite low. "Heya, Castellar!". It wasn't the worst greeting, it was very loud and very very cheesy, but, atleast he didn't mind; he turned around at me, pointed his cigarette at me and took it back.
Castellar: Hoidy, Rosart! Good to see ya 'ear, but I'll give you what you deserve if you corrupt me brothe'... like I now ya would...
Corrupt? I thought I knew the meaning of 'Overthought Drama', but being convinced that making a skeleton who kissed me on the lips would turn him corrupt, that's a new low. I backed away a bit and began sweating, again, I didn't know what he would do to me. "U-Uh... s-s-so, w-what are you d-doing?". I was stuttering, stuttering like I had just experienced hell from Underworld, whatever that would be.
Castellar: Oh, y'know, just 'avin a smokity-smoke and a sip from a slushie... nothin' much. Say, howd ya date go with Showcard last night?
My date with Showcard! Oh boy... he would kill me if he heard that I was kissing with him: he seemed extremely over-protective over his bro, we all knew the feeling. I cocked my head and studied him, I had to try to stall him somehow. "Um... it's a very... very long story.". This was my stall, just saying that it's an extremely long story, hopefully, he gets the idea that I didn't want to tell him.
Castellar: Well, I'm assuming it went badly... well, I propose that I will take you out on a small date! Meet me in the library at lunch, there will be a candle lit on the table that we're at and I'll read you one of my romantic stories!
Now this, this sounded like a treat! If there was anything I loved more than reading, it would be my friends and family; I loved reading ever since I was two-years old! I was already picturing it in my mind, we could be sitting on two comfortable bean-bags sitting close together, it would be so... romantic! "Sounds like a plan! I'll meet you there!". And with that, I was off, I was going into my first lesson: English; it would take only 5 whole hours to get through... exciting.
I was in English, Calibri was next to me, Showcard and Castellar were smoking and playing there dumb games and the teacher didn't care one bit. It was twelve 'o' clock, lunch would begin in half an hour and I would be in the library with Castellar. The bell rang soon and my face lit up in glee; I put one of the straps on my bag on my shoulders and rushed out of the classroom, not caring for the consequences. I was barging in front of people, shoving them out of the way, heck, I even slapped Secesja when she came infront of me; this was all accidental though. But, I didn't care, at last, I was at the library, not knowing what would happen, I opened the door and saw Castellar studying a book about Family Guy... again. He looked at me, waved and told me to sit down once he were to find his book; it was clear he really wanted me to have a good time. At last, he found his book and sat down next to me. He opened the book, I studied some of the words and, despite disliking some of the humor, it was absolutely brilliant for me to read! He took a deep breath and began reading the mind-blowing words from the dry, ripped pages, sad to think people did this to this amazing piece of art. I huddled close to him, I was tempted to put my arms around his body, but I just rested my head on his lap; if I'm being honest, he looked like he was invested in the book too. After a long time, I began going closer, I put my arms around his waist, god, this was brilliant; this really was two offers in one! I completely forgot about his sins, his awful humor and his ranting, this was truly the time of my life.
Hours later, we began our second class: gym. I entered the girls locker room, got changed and noticed a small robot that came my way. He had a brown belt and looked quite goofy, but was extremely adorable: I couldn't help but pick him up, it was practically irrasistable. He was squirming for me to let go so, trying my best not to hurt the cute, innocent robot, I put him down gently. He loudly annouced his name: Siren.
Siren: HELLO!! MY NAME IS SIREN!! I'M HERE TO GIVE YOU THIS LETTER!! * he eagerly hands the letter to Rosart * NOW I'M GOING TO BE LEAVING!! BYE BYE!!
And with that, the small guy left. Speechless, I read the welcoming letter; I could barely read it because it was in a different font, there's this weird thing in this universe where we can't read others fonts, so it's hard for us to send emails, texts or letters. It was entirely in the Calisto MT font and was strangely all in capital letters, it was a 'WELCOME TO THE GYM!' letter, which was pleasent to see. Soon, after I got changed, I went into the gym to find a skeleton in a white tank-top, a large purple top-hat and black shorts with a line on them.
???: SIREN! SHOW 'EM 'OW IT'S DONE!
With that, the robot saluted and ran 100,000,000,000,000 laps around the theater. I refused to question the continuous Overthought Drama.