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>The scene starts in the Tiki Hut of Solitude as it usually does. Showcard and Goth are watching Resident Evil, Castellar is playing Super Mario Run attempting to get the Cappy Hat, Gus is studying an alPhYS from AtmosTurn, Forte is chatting with Clover made by Midnight from DILTOR and Calisto is playing poker with Mettaton, Napstablook and Swap!Papyrus<

Showcard: Hey, any of ya know where Calibri is?

Castellar: who, the underdog?

Showcard: yeah, yeah, the TV-show reference name I refuse to use * looks at Cliche!Sans who's literally freakin' out *. I'm serious where is she?

Calisto: I THOUGHT SHE WAS GOING TO THE PET STORE? THAT'S WHAT SHE TOLD ME! CLICHE, WOULD YOU DO THE HONORS?

Cliche!Sans: ...* sighs and cues the flashback *

Calibri: * is sleeping on the bar *

Calisto: CALIBRI? CALIBRI! CALIBRI, WAKE UP! I HAVE SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU!

Calibri: * wakes up * oh god, what is it, Calisto, what d'ya want?

Calisto: LOOK AT THIS CUTE LITTLE PET FLOWER I FOUND ON BING!

Calibri: Calisto, use Google next time! * she hesitates realising what the picture is * OH MY GOD! THAT'S AWESOME! I GOTTA GO GET ONE! * she rushes out of the house in a quick scenario *

Calisto: UM... SEE YA BACK SOON?

Cliche!Sans: ...* flicks it off and goes back to the void where he literally despises everyone except the Gaster's *

Gus: so, now that I've been watching, she should be back in any minute!

>Five hours later<

Gus: I guess for once, I was incorrect...

Castellar: vastly

Calibri: * falls from the hole in the ceiling that Samuel made with his cigarette * GUYS, LOOK WHAT I FOUND!

Showcard: we're gonna 'ave to fix 'at 'ole... anyway, what ya got, Cal?

Calibri: I have got 9 pets that are just like the alPHyS one!

Gus: oh, yeah, why don't you just put X in our house!

X: I F------ HEARD WHAT YA SAID W------!

Calibri: ...* looks back at Gus * well ignoring that, I have, first off, a pet Temmie! * she holds up a pet Temmie *

>To everyone's suprise * sigh *, the group have mixed reactions, Castellar just has stars in his eyes, Showcard doesn't care at all and goes back to watching Resident Evil with Goth, Calisto is looking feisty, Forte has not said a word and Gus looks suspicious<

Calibri: then! Of course I have a pet fLoE, a cute little determined Temmie * the list goes on and on *

>5 weeks later, Showcard and Goth are alone in the house because the rest of the group went out to an extremely fancy restraunt: McDonalds! How fancy... they have left Showcard behind because last time, you could tell that he would get extremely pissed off if he didn't get what he ordered in one minute, as like as not, he would demand to speak to the owner of McDonalds and... Showcard nearly brutally murdered him... so he's banned from McDonalds for life<

Showcard: so... now that I'm alone with Goth... we might be able to have a mafia flame creature of our own!

>A pet teMMIe walks up to Showcard<

Temmie: hOi!!!1! i'M teMMIe, wElcOMe tO dA tEm shOP, yAYa!!!!!1!1

Showcard: huh... * he puts his hat on the floor and looks at the Temmie * Do ya got Cigarettes?

Temmie: yAYa!!1!1 wE haV tEMMie cIgarETs!!1!111!

Showcard: ...I don't think that's what I mean...

US!Flowey: hOIdY, i'M fLoE, fLoE v fLoWEr!

Showcard: ...well... do you have any cigars?

US!Flowey: YOU IDIOT!

Showcard: yeah yeah, whatever... y'know if none of ya have cigarettes in five seconds I'll rip ye 'eads off!

US!Flowey and Temmie: .>..> wE nOnO no wOt cIgaREts mENe

Showcard: THAT'S IT, YA DUMB FLOWER 'N' CAT! * he starts to brutally murder them using all he's got and blood is splattered all over him, as he's doing that the group come back * oh! Hiya! I was just killing our pets here! DIE YA F------ FROM 'ELL!

Castellar: Told ya we should've have Calisto stay here!

Calisto: YEAH, I WAS! 'TILL YOU F------ INTERRUPTED MY GAME OF POKER!

Showcard: welp, they're gone and done with

Castellar: * cliche!Sans makes catchy music play on, like in the cartoons, a black circle is formed around him and everything on the outside is invisible, Castellar boredly winks and everything turns black *

Cliche!Sans: ...* he can be heard screaming *

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