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< the scene starts with glass a sound Swapfell Showcard doesn't recognize, it's a cute bark sound >

Showcard: CASTELLAR! WHAT'S 'AT SOUND!?

< the sound continues, Showcard's face grows more worried. Soon, an extremely cute puppy pops out from the shadows and barks >

Castellar: * holds up a sign that says: oh my f----- god it's a f------ dog, matey!

Showcard: WHY 'OES IT MAKE 'AT SOUND, MATE!

Castellar: *holds up a sign that says: I d'know, why'd ya stuff a bunch of cigarettes 'n' vapes in ya smoke hole?!

Showcard: BECAUSE ME 'LECTRO SWIN' TRACKS 'NCOURAGED ME! YA KNOW THAT, MATE!

Castellar: * holds up a sign that says: li'en, mate, it's midnight and we're listenin' to a catchy song 'bout a f------ shy butterfly or whateve'! Ya expect me to do some'in 'bout this piece a crap? *

Showcard: NO! I WANT YA... TO... KEEP IT I 'N A CAGE!

Castellar: * smirks and holds up a sign that says: I don't f------ believe this!

Showcard: WHAT, C'STELLAR, SPIT IT OUT!

Castellar: * holds up a sign that says: Ya want a pet! *

Showcard: IT AIN'T A PET, C'STELLAR, 'T'S A D'DLY MONSTER IN TRAINING!

Castellar: * holds up a sign that says: AND HERE! I THOUGHT SHOWCARD DIDN'T LIKE LITTLE-ICKLE CUTE FUZZY CREATURES! *

Showcard: * stuffs more cigars down Castellar's throat and shouts furiously * IT AIN'T CUTE!!!!

Castellar: * holds up a sign that says: IT IS F------ CUTE, ANY DOG IS CUTE, LOOK AT IT! IT'S A CUTE CREATURE *

Showcard: I'LL CRUSH YA WITH TETRIS BLOCKS AND CRAP ALL OVER YA IF YOU SAY IT'S CUTE ONE MORE TIME!

Castellar: * holds up a sign that says: alright, jeez, it's not cute... so... what ya gonna do with it?

Showcard: 'IRST!...I'LL NAME 'IM... MATER!

Castellar: * holds up a sign that says: somebody's studied their Pixar, ey? *

Showcard: I'VE SEEN EVERY CARS MOVIE! SO... I GUESS!

Castellar: * holds up a sign that says: mate, that's a kids movie, this 'ole time you've watched lot's a kids movies! Ya really are not as tough as I thought ya were! *

Showcard: WHATEVE'! 'NYWAY, I'LL CALL 'IM MATER!

<The dog barks in approval>

Showcard: * gasps in happiness and shouts * 'E LIKES THAT NAME, AIN'T HE!!!

Castellar: * holds up a sign that says: Yeah, I guess so...

Showcard: 'E WILL BE THE BEAST WITH A DEADLY BITE!! HE WILL SERVE US DUTIFULLY AND STRIKE FEAR INTO THOSE OTHERS! HE WILL CAUSE MONSTERS TO SHIVER AND STAY IN DEPRESSION FOR ETERNITY! YES HE WILL, YES 'E WILL, YES YA WILL, OH YE'! * he starts to laugh insanely *

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