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>The scene starts in the Tiki Hut of Solitude, Showcard's sitting at the bar getting wasted, Castellar's watching Bob's Burgers with Goth, who's now his sister in law. Forte is in the distance blowing nukes into the water, Calibri is smoking away like usual and Gus is having a conversation with Broken!Science<

Showcard: 'Ey, as 'nyone seen Calisto 'nywhere?

Gus: Not a blimp in the multiverse you dank Sinatra!

Showcard: SHUT UP, GUS, OR I'LL RIP YE SPINE OUT YE PUNY SMART-ASS BODY!

Gus: many Users have learnt you wouldn't actually do that * adjusts glasses * after all, you're not James Bond!

Calibri: can ya stop fightin'? We're goin' off subject!

Showcard: * smokes * whatever! We've 'lready broke the forth wall twice, you ain't gon' do it 'gain! Anyway, where actually 's C'listo?

Castellar: um... didn't you guys know he started his TV show dedicated to himself? He told me!

Gus: WHAT! When was this, he never told such announcements to me! When did he tell you!

Castellar: Welp, it was 6 weeks ago! * looking at Cliche!Sans to cue the flashback in a visual style *

Calisto: HEY, CASTELLAR! I HAVE SOMETHING I WANT TO TELL YOU! * he adjusts his top hat and possesses Castellar soon to go out again for a quick transportation *

Castellar: Ugh, ya little goofball of hyper-activity, tell me what'ch ya got?

Calisto: I STARTED MY OWN TV SHOW!

Castellar: Sweet! What's it about?... oh no...

Calisto: IT'S A SHOW DEDICATED TO HOW AMAZING I AM AND HOW NOBODY ELSE IS AS BRILLIANT AS ME!

Castellar: um... * frowns and looks at the forth wall in a disappointed expression and looks back at Calisto * you actually started recording this?

Calisto: YUP! * hands Castellar a broken ON AIR sign he ripped off the wall * THIS WAS USED TO SHOW HOW STRONG I AM!

Castellar: My god, pal! The cringe!

Calisto: NOT ONLY THAT, I HAVE THE FIRST RECORDING! * hands Castellar the first tape *

Castellar: um... ya want me to watch it then?

Calisto: YES! * he says this angrily *

Castellar: huh... * he winks at Calisto * guess ya didn't do bad! * he inserts the tape into the TV and it starts up *

Cliche!Sans Narrator: * racist French accent * one hours later

Castellar: hmm... * strums on his banjo the good 'ol cliche theme *

Calisto: WELL, DO YOU LIKE IT? * he begins to sweat waiting for an answer *

Castellar: * is obviously not paying any attention to the question * Yup, it's awesome!

Calisto: PERFECT! I'LL ASK THE PRODUCER TO PUT IT ON TV!

Cliche!Sans: * stops the flashback in a cliche fashion *

Showcard: welp, he's dead!

Gus: Goodness me, we'll have to meet him on the set sometime

Calisto: GUYS! * bursts in the door with his tie and tied and he's sweating all over the place * MY SHOW IS A SUCCESS RATED FOUR POINT SIX EIGHT FOUR THREE NINE EIGHT STARS!

Calibri: by who? IGN?

Calisto: YES!

The group ( including Refusal ): * facepalm *

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